Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Sexual Perversity in...EVERYWHERE (Not for the children)

There are some sick motherfuckers out there. Somewhere in Germany, a military man has just defecated in another man's mouth. In Japan, a businessman has just purchased a pair of used schoolgirl panties from a vending machine, while right here in New York, a transvestite is sucking on a used condom in an alley.

Has the world gotten more perverse since the advent of the internet* or have people always been this depraved? Everyone thinks that Americans are the sick ones out there, but it's all over the world. We Americans are sexually repressed and we are making up for lost time via the world wide web. In .18 seconds, I can access 1,870,000 websites via Google with the phrase "scat pics" in there somewhere. There is even a website called Potty.org that features young Asian girls excreting. This is a non-profit. They are reaching out to those shit freaks out there who otherwise can't afford a membership to Scatbabes.com.

The word bukkake yielded 8,630,000 in .07 seconds. Bestiality is not quite as impressive at .10 seconds and only 2,740,000 websites.

These are particularly deranged fetishes, but there are literally thousands of sexual fetishes out there that no one knew existed before the internet. There are people out there that can only achieve an orgasm by licking the heel of a woman's boot. Who are these people? Where are these people?

Some other bizarre websites cater to things that most people would never even dream of finding sexually stimulating.

This goes to show that virtually anything in the world can be turned into something sexually explicit. Are we that bored with our own mundane lives that we need to create ways to make each other sick?

The fascination with feces is particularly disturbing. I was talking to someone from Sweden recently who revealed to me that the Swedes dry and jar moose shit and sell it to Germans for the equivalent of $800 a jar. They know there is a market out there for it. Apparently Germans adorn there homes with such prizes. (I'm not sure if this is a sexual thing or just decorative and I don't really want to find out.)




*Thank you Mr. Gore.

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