Oh Cum All Ye Faithful

It's pretty safe for me to say at this point that I have set different goals for myself than say, Thomas Edison or Warren Buffett.

My dream is to open up a strip club somewhere along the New Jersey Turnpike corridor (perhaps Linden, Carteret, Colonia or Iselin) that is a normal strip club in every sense except for one key aspect: the only music the DJ will spin is Christmas music. And none of that secular, new-aged, honky tonk Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer or Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree. No, the only music that will be played will be traditional, religious Christmas music, played in a traditional way. No bass and no remixing. Strictly the type of music played at midnight mass on Christmas Eve. Here is a sample playlist that the mainly black and Puerto Rican go-go dancers will grind to on any given night.

Silent Night (right after last call)
Good King Wenceslas
Oh Come All Ye Faithful (sung in Latin to avoid any sexual innuendos from the word "come")
The First Noel
God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
Oh Holy Night
Away in a Manger (Perfect for a lap dance)
Little Drummer Boy (to lighten the mood)
What Child is This
We Three Kings of Orient Are
I Saw Three Ships
Hark! The Herald Angels Sing (for a particularly freaky dance)
Oh Tanenbaum

Besides the music, there will be no other references to this eponymous holiday throughout the club. The name, decor and outfits will be fitting of a traditional strip joint located on or right off of Routes 1 and 9 in Lower Union/Upper Middlesex (no pun intended) County. The dancing style would be in such a way that it would be more appropriate to that Cyclone song or a jingle by 50 cent than to Joy to the World.

How could this idea not be worth a million dollars?